The Truth of Eastern Religious Thought: A Play in One Act

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Cast of characters
Amy Omaña - The wacky theology teacher
Nora - The mild-mannered scrivener
Walden - The straight man
Gina - The resident expert on Ancient Chinese Medicine
Lydia - The Taiwanese cutie-pie
Mike Larino - The everybro, preacher of "Truth"
JGay - The clueless lax dude
Evan - The token Junior
Chris - The PG, presently absent

The scene
Mrs. Omaña's classroom, last period. Friday, May 15, 2009. The last Friday of classes for the year - and forever.

We pan in on an ordinary classroom

AMY enters, late as usual. Flustered, she sets down her ever-present COFFEE MUG and settles into the farthest right student desk in front of the SMARTBOARD.

AMY:
So, what are you guys doing with all your artwork?


Negotiations are made; artwork trades hands.