Today is the last real Friday of the year.

Yes, indeed. It was also the last "real" school meeting of my 2005-2009 career. Wow. Do you remember when Myspace was the place, Justin Timberlake was poppin' and hipsters hadn't yet multiplied like dandelions?

I've had every first period this week free. Had to come in for them but, hey, I get my just deserts with no classes tomorrow.

THIS MAD is amazing. I wish it was the real anime, sob.

David posted a particularly lulzy Happy Birthday, Andy! post to campus info. That smiley face? ME.

Only three classes today: Sanskrit, Econ and Eastern Thought. My favorites!

Also: Dat Portuguese ass.

TGIF

It doesn't scare me at all!

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

( cummings' ain't got nothing on me )

...wow.

The Truth of Eastern Religious Thought: A Play in One Act

Cast of characters
Amy Omaña - The wacky theology teacher
Nora - The mild-mannered scrivener
Walden - The straight man
Gina - The resident expert on Ancient Chinese Medicine
Lydia - The Taiwanese cutie-pie
Mike Larino - The everybro, preacher of "Truth"
JGay - The clueless lax dude
Evan - The token Junior
Chris - The PG, presently absent

The scene
Mrs. Omaña's classroom, last period. Friday, May 15, 2009. The last Friday of classes for the year - and forever.

( THE SAGA BEGINS )