METABO METABO

My bedroom's garbage can speaks volumes about my horrific eating habits.

Looking over in to it, I spy with my little eye:
➲ two mini bags of nacho cheese Doritos
➲ one mini bag of cooler ranch Doritos
➲ a bag of cheese and garlic croutons
➲ at least five Hershey's bar wrappers


... why the hell aren't I a whale yet?

Sleep delays my life.

GUESS WHO GOT UP AT 2:30 TODAY?!

Rome advises:

Sleep is one of the great pleasures in life! However, missing the best part of the day, or finding you are waking up at strange hours is certainly no good.

My advice to you is to stay awake as long as possible. 24 hours usually does the trick. Then when it reaches the hour you would normally rest, go to bed and wake up as normal!

Failing that, just eat a lot of delicious food and drink a lot of wonderful wine close to the time you want to sleep and things should work out just fine!

I think I'll do that.

I discovered I really like driving in fog. There's something oddly calming about it... you get to drive slowly. It was enjoyable today, especially since it was only the backroads and I got to listen to "Every Morning". Ooh hoohoo.

... "Someday"'s good too.